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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with Bitrix24 Tools

Vlad Kovalskiy
February 4, 2026
Last updated: February 4, 2026

When civilization collapses, the Wi-Fi flickers, and someone's already screaming “BRAINS!”, you might think your online workspace is useless. Wrong.

Bitrix24 toolkit could be the key to keeping your team alive – and maybe even hitting your quarterly goals (if those still matter). Here's how each core Bitrix24 tool could save your skin when the undead come knocking.

1. CRM – Keeping Track of the Living (and the Not-So-Living)

Forget customer data – your CRM is now a “Who's Still Breathing” database. Use custom fields in Contacts to log details like “runs fast,” “bitten (probably fine),” or “makes great soup from canned beans.” Deals become trades: you're negotiating ammo instead of qualified leads, but hey, business is business.



2. Tasks & Projects – Operation: Survive

Kanban boards? Perfect for tracking your apocalypse to-do list:

  • Board windows

  • Check perimeter

  • Apologize to Greg for mistaking him for a zombie again

The Gantt chart will keep everyone's survival timelines aligned. “Start building the fence” should never overlap with “go outside without weapons.”



3. Messenger, Video Calls & Calendar – Staying Connected (When You Really Shouldn't Be)

Sure, maybe your boss is gone and your office is ashes, but communication still matters! Messenger keeps your survivors in sync. Calendar reminders make sure no one double-books the food run with the flamethrower maintenance. And video calls? Great for checking if Carl's weird rash looks… suspicious.



4. Workflow Automation – Because Humans Forget, But Bots Don't

Automation can literally save your life. Imagine Bitrix24 automatically sending alerts: “Gate not locked in 15 minutes – initiate panic mode.” Or triggering an action when supplies drop below a certain level: “Order more duct tape. Always more duct tape.” You might not have power, but at least your workflows will run smoother than your escape plan.



5. CoPilot – Your Digital Survival Buddy

When panic hits, Bitrix24's AI assistant CoPilot can analyze resources, prioritize survival tasks, and remind you to “hydrate and stop doom-scrolling.” It might even draft your “Last Stand” email – complete with emojis and perfect formatting.



The Takeaway

Bitrix24 may not fend off zombies (yet), but its tools can keep your crew organized, alert, and maybe even optimistic. In the end, teamwork, clear communication, and automated checklists might just outsmart the apocalypse.


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